A Kwik Kondom franchise (using the tag line ‘kows, kolleges, kondoms, kontentment’) has opened near the intersection of Hwy 3 and Heritage Drive, joining the nearby Kwik Kopy shop and Kwik Trip gas station/convenience store in the ‘kwik’ category of local retailers.

Griff,
It should be noted that the outside lane is for extra large… um, vehicles.
The Kwik Kondom franchise wiki? has um…LD….link dysfunction.
Is that, uh, “short” for “Prompt Prophylactics”? “Rapid Rub…” Geez, this could get really sophomoric -- uncontrollable giggles and fart noises are starting in the background already!