A Valentine’s Day gift: Mayor aims to add spark to flagging sex lives

Viagra cartoonI’ve been trying to reach the mayor (with my blogger hat on – tho not just a hat) about this new government program ever since the news broke earlier today.  I had no idea the City of Northfield was developing this type of stimulus package. This could be just the thrust needed to get the bronze sculpture of  Mr. Happy statue in Bridge Square installed.

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  1. Hey Griff –

    I’m totally confused about the faux news story upon which this post is based…

    …is this related to Jim Pokorney’s idea for a roundabout at the intersection of 3rd Street and Dahomey Avenue with a statue of John North pointing to downtown…

    …or is this related to Mary Rossing’s plan to box out Fantasy Gifts from Northfield by adding marital aids to the product line at Present Perfect…

    ???

    You’ve really got to do a better job keeping the two wobbly legs of the Triumvirate informed so that when Victor Summa complains to us about your behavior, we’ll know how we’re supposed to spin it.

    Thanks much.

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