Category Archives: Fluff & Faux News

Happy New Year!

Hope y’all have a very happy (and safe!) New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day.  I’ll be incommunicado for today and tomorrow, celebrating my 35th wedding anniversary with my sweetie.
The Triumvirate will be back with some good stuff early next year.

Last minute gift idea: religious books

In a panic for last minute gifts? I’m sure one of Northfield’s three downtown booksellers (Bookfellows, Monkey See Monkey Read, River City Books) can find one or both of these books for you today.
 
Most bibliophiles know A.J. Jacobs by his current best-seller, The Year of Living Biblically: One Man’s Humble Quest to Follow the Bible [...]

The demise of the Arb’s spooky old tree

One of my kids’ favorite books when they were little was the The Berenstain Bears & the Spooky Old Tree. So they always loved to climb/hide inside the spooky old tree in Carleton’s lower Arb.
  
Left: I’m not sure when the tree fell over but this is a photo from 2004. [...]

Describe this snow sculpture without offending anyone

  I took these photos last night of two, um, gender-neutral snow figures locked in a non-Platonic embrace.
How does one describe such a scene?
“Snowmen kissing” presents obvious problems, especially for something sitting in the front yard of the president of St. Olaf’s house. 

NTV’s future uncertain after 23 years of providing public access

Note: This is a story in progress. Please see my bulleted questions in green and help me move the story forward. I would like commenters to write the question(s) they are addressing into their post. I’m excited to read about what people have to say! Please email me directly at RepJNorthfield@gmail.com if you would rather [...]

Training regimen of a downtown icon

This man can screw in a light bulb one-handed at the top of a step ladder.
He can also withstand significant G-forces in an astronaut suit.
(Details here.)
How does he train for such feats?
 

Wells Fargo takes down hazardous trees

     On Wed. morning, Chris Ash alerted us to the takedown of some gigantic trees adjacent to his house. H&H Tree Service in Dundas took down the two big cottonwoods with the help of a crane sub-contractor. Here’s the email from Chris:
Lisa and I live at 417 Union (5th and Union), if you get [...]

Happy Thanksgiving to all you turkeys out there

Rice County to locate new court annex in Northfield

At Monday’s meeting of the Rice County Board, commissioners voted 4-1 in favor of locating a new Rice County Court Annex in Northfield.  Rice County Administrator Gerry Wieirs made the recommendation to the Board in 13-page report (PDF) in which he cited a consultant’s study that a large percentage of the increase in lawsuits [...]

Victimized by the prankster on the Cannon

  Walk along the north side of the 5th St. bridge and look carefully at the sidewalk. Yes, I was victimized.

Obama will lose; my bad

Complete details at “Obama’s Loss Traced to Griff Wigley”

Halloween photos from Froggy Bottoms

Susan Hvistendahl alerted me to the Froggy Bottoms’ Halloween photos page. Here’s a glimpse of three characters who shall remain nameless:
 

Halloween fluff at Cannon Valley Vet Clinic

    Cannon Valley Vet Clinic staff and residents were appropriately costumed on Friday.

Birthday greetings of an irreverent nature

I was the recipient of this birthday e-card a month ago — from one of my loving offspring who, ironically enough, was the hardest to potty train.
“Someecards is not intended for use by people under 18 years of age.”

The new second-hand smoke: cell phone-using laptop users in public spaces

I’m one of the many people in Northfield who A) spends most of my day on a computer and B) spends a decent chunk of that time in public spaces with wi-fi access (coffeehouses and pubs).
I’m increasingly irritated by my fellow laptop jockeys who use their cell phones or their VOIP service within earshot of [...]