If I were a churchgoer, I might switch to Lutheran


  1. Obie Holmen said:


    I was present at the convention all week as a volunteer for Goodsoil, an LGBT friendly advocacy group. It was a remarkable experience.

    August 22, 2009
  2. Griff,

    “If I WERE a churchgoer, I might switch to Lutheran”

    Subjunctive, damn it.

    August 23, 2009
  3. Jim Haas said:

    Griff: Think about that old song — “If I were a carpenter and you were a lady…” It just wouldn’t work if the lyricist had used ‘was.’

    If I were a cheerleader, I’d say “Yay, Brendon!”

    August 23, 2009
  4. Griff Wigley said:

    Ooh, that helps alot, Jim.

    No wait! A lot. 😉

    August 24, 2009
  5. john george said:

    Griff- No worries. Most people don’t seem to know how to alot a lot of things.

    August 24, 2009
  6. Patrick Enders said:

    Jim and Griff, I don’t know that song, but Tevye would be pretty easy to remember:

    “If I were a rich man,
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.”

    August 24, 2009

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