7 thoughts on “If I were a churchgoer, I might switch to Lutheran”

  1. Griff: Think about that old song — “If I were a carpenter and you were a lady…” It just wouldn’t work if the lyricist had used ‘was.’

    If I were a cheerleader, I’d say “Yay, Brendon!”

  2. Jim and Griff, I don’t know that song, but Tevye would be pretty easy to remember:

    “If I were a rich man,
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.”

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