When Kiffi Summa suggests that we Men of Northfield are passing the time by lying around eating bonbons, apparently in a sugar induced stupor, I must declare, “It is not so”.
We fine specimens of Northfield Manliness are constantly striving for the betterment of ourselves, our friends and families, and our communities.
Taking her thesis that Bruce Morlan is “the most erudite of all” as a direct challenge to my Northfield Manhood (he is of DUNDAS, after all), and responding quickly and vigorously to Jerry Bilek’s offer of Anthony Everitt’s biography of Cicero, I wasted no time in advancing to Monkey See, Monkey Read and obtaining the aforementioned book.
Oh, prepare ye Bruce of Dundas, for a challenge on your knowledge of Cicero…in the very near future. And prepare ye Kiffi of the Westside, to reconsider your rankings of the most erudite in the Valley of the Cannon.
We Men of Northfield are not to be taken lightly…or, sometimes, too seriously.
Slow news day, I take it………….
Perhaps I find reading good books and promoting downtown businesses to be as news-worthy as HEROIN IN THE STREETS and HI-JINKS AT CITY HALL.
But then, I’m not the Strib or the News..
If I may wax poetic …
…aren’t they both wooded lands beyond the gates of civilization?
[…] (part of the deep, dark forest surrounding the enlightened city of Northfield, according to the chair of the Northfield planning commission). Dundas has recently adopted its new comprehensive plan, and it is instructive to compare the two […]
I’ll possibly be reconsidering eruditious qualities of Men of the Cannon Valley WHEN I get the requested statistics from these supposed “Men uh Ackshun”.
I could also consider any other evaluations……………
This is why I secretly refer to this site as local la groan. 🙂
Isn’t it interesting the way “smiley faces” sometimes make noooooooooo difference ?
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