St. Olaf’s Condom Olympics: a competition at which I did not rise to the occasion

DSC08002I came arrived too late for last night’s Condom Olympics in the Lion’s Pause at St. Olaf’s Buntrock Commons.

I was hoping to get photos of the condom relay race but only managed a photo of the sign.

What are the Condom Olympics?

Back by popular demand, the Wellness Center is hosting a team-based competition that tests students’ knowledge of sexual health, reproductive anatomy, and STI statistics.

It all culminates in an intense relay race to properly put on a condom while wearing ‘beer goggles.’

Come and bring your friends!

The wording of that last sentence is an invitation to the bravest of LoGro’s punsters.

5 Comments

  1. Nick Benson said:

    The IOC will really be riding them unless they can get some good protection; they’re very stingy about other folks using the word “Olympics,” you know.

    March 16, 2012
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    • Phil Poyner said:

      Oh man!!! This comment is awesome! 🙂

      March 16, 2012
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    • Griff Wigley said:

      For that, Nick, you win a case of Love Gloves.

      March 16, 2012
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  2. Griff Wigley said:

    I wonder if the organizers of the Condom Olympics had a complementary message for their male audience:

    “If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.”

    March 16, 2012
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