Author: <span>Griff Wigley</span>

Left: On page 3 of this month’s Northfield Entertainment Guide (NEG), local businesses that display local artists on their walls are listed. Click image to enlarge the screenshot.Right: Fred Somers…

Businesses

Straw Polls

I’ve closed the Jan 5th straw poll on ethanol. Not a bad response: 76 votes tallied on the question: “Do you support or oppose the proposed ethanol plant in Bridgewater…

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Civic Orgs

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I had lunch with my daughter Gilly on Tuesday at the James Gang HideAway and for dessert, we cashed in two of my “buy ten, get one free” punch cards…

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Podcasts

b_cew.jpgBarbara Cew, 19, of Northfield, lost her virginity Saturday, Jan. 6 at the Cannon River Wilderness Area parking lot just south of Northfield on Cty. Rd 20 (see this Google map). She was accompanied by her boyfriend of 7 months, Max Welhaus, 20, of Dundas. Ms. Crew chose a satin flyaway babydoll for her undergarment. Mr. Welhaus stuck with his traditional tighty whities. A bright yellow Twisted Pleasure was the couple’s choice of prophylactic. Ravel’s Bolero, a longtime favorite of Ms. Crew, played on the CD player of Mr. Welhaus’ vehicle, a light green 2002 Ford Explorer. The couple celebrated the milestone afterwards with pumpkin pie and decaf at Perkin’s on Hwy. 3.

loss_of_virginity_P_Gauguin.jpgMr. Welhaus lost his virginity shortly after graduating from Northfield High School in 2005 with Mandy Lifeboats, Lonsdale, age 18, at the time. Ms. Cew’s parents lost their virginity at approximately the same age, in a rural part of western South Dakota, but not with each other. Mr. Welhaus’ parents could not be reached by press time.

11:00 PM Update: Upon the advice of some trusted advisors, I toned down the entry a notch by removing one sentence.

Editor’s note:

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Faux News

Grezzo Gallery had their opening night for the scrapbooking exhibit on Friday night and it featured Wes Thomsen and his new movie, Scrapped “…a bold docu-drama diving head first into…

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